Matthew McConaughey is the Voice of Beef

Damn straight he is, and why wouldn’t he be?  That bastard!  Check out some audio.

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There’s a better radio ad where he talks about laying under sirloin skies with the perfect slab of beef.  What a jerk!  So when he’s not out surfing, or jogging shirtless, doing chin-ups in the park or making that squinty half smile face, he’s talking about beef and getting paid for it.  If that aint decent, I don’t know what is.

Sooo funny, I keep listening to it over and over again.  I can’t stop, I’m so excited and I just can’t hide it.

3 Responses

  1. I think this ad is a response to the recent USDA failures of allowing downers cows into the school system and fast food chains.

    In a time when 2 out of every 3 American is fat, and in some cases so fat they can’t walk for 30 minutes without their fat bodies hurting. Why is there an encouragement to eat fatty unhealthy dead animals?

    The dead animal may be lean, but that doe snot mean its is healthy. You can get protein form many different sources. Does it have to be a dead animal. No!

    As for using Matthew McConaughey for the marketing piece, – well is an actor, he will say anything for money. He can use he “sexy” voice to sell sh!t and not care, as long as he gets paid!

    When big business care more about their profits versus the nations health, no wonder 66% of Americans are so fat!

  2. I think this ad is a response to the recent USDA failures of allowing downers cows into the school system and fast food chains.

    In a time when 2 out of every 3 American is fat, and in some cases so fat they can’t walk for 30 minutes without their fat bodies hurting. Why is there an encouragement to eat fatty unhealthy dead animals?

    The dead animal may be lean, but that doe snot mean its is healthy. You can get protein form many different sources. Does it have to be a dead animal. No!

    As for using Matthew McConaughey for the marketing piece, – well he is an actor, he will say anything for money. He can use his “sexy” voice to sell sh!t and not care, as long as he gets paid!

    No wonder most Americans are so fat!

  3. Why the hell did he do that?
    Is he just a complete sellout?
    Or is he some kind of creepy a-hole who actually supports the beef industry?

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