From the Bozeman (MT) Sentinel:
Best-selling author Marquez Rodney has claimed ex-wife Penelope Steppinger’s infidelity is the reason behind their divorce. The pair were granted a decree nisi by District Judge Hastings yesterday.
Rodney, who was married to Steppinger for six years, claimed his wife had been sexually involved with a local man who also delivered her vegetarian calzones on and off for the last year and a half.
A divorce document from Bozeman Municipal Court said: “The petitioner [Rodney] came to the conclusion that his marriage was in fact at an end on September 3, 2006, when he returned home after a long day at work.
“[Rodney] came home to find calzone wrappers scattered about the foyer of his home. [Rodney] followed the wrappers as well as the smell of calzones into the dining area to find a delivery man and Steppinger engaged in a sexual act.
“Weeks later [Rodney] discovered over 100 orders from Sanchez’s Subs and Pizza over a period of 13 months were charged to his credit card. [Rodney] didn’t order from there once.”
The pair wed in San Francisco in October 2001 and have one child, four-year-old Marcel. Steppinger is currently living in their marital home in Bozeman, while Rodney is residing in Tijuana.
Whoa!! I’ve never heard of this guy Marquez Rodney, but I’d say he’s getting the shaft pretty seriously on this one! Your wife is cheating on you with a local calzone dealer!! Good God! She gets to keep the house?? I guess the only thing you can do at this point (and he did it) is head to Tijuana and slug copious amounts of liquids!
Filed under: grizzle, not decent
not to mention that bitch was eating calzones right behind his back the entire time!
100 orders over 13 months works out to over 7 orders a month, she was probably stuffed full with calzones, amongst other things.