is billy beane gay? (not that there’s anything wrong with that). i’m talking about the A’s general manager, not to be confused with william daro “billy” bean (one of two former major league player to reveal his homosexuality). coincidence?
i’m asking because the beane-man hasn’t put a low salary high value squad on the field in some time, but he continually puts a pretty product on the field – the A’s gotta be the best looking team in baseball. it may be time for the A’s to reassess beane’s scouting objectives because he appears to choose players based on their buns and ability to grow a flavor savor to distract watchers from the organization’s flamboyance. lots of parading around in jock straps and ass pats in the GM’s office in oakland. i’ve heard that people watching games with him in his box often hear a loud thud hitting the bottom of the table as his boys take the field.
walks a mean runway.
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
compared to:
keeping my fingers crossed that the A’s suck this year or my theory goes out the window.
You forgot to mention the white cleats!! That’s probably the most glaring homo attribute on the team.
Disclosure: There’s nothing wrong with homos.