Shwag, Middies, Beasters, and Headies

April is coming to a close and the Red Sox are currently 15-12 going into tonight’s game against the Jays. The Sox are on a five game losing streak, which comes after a streak in which they went 10-1. They had a difficult travel schedule to begin the season. Overall, a fair start thus far. [...]

Living With Lice Is Now Considered Art

I just came across this rather unpleasant article about a group of seven German art students who are living in a museum in Israel with lice in their hair. And that’s the whole thing. Lice in their hair is art. How can this be??? The curator of the museum exaplins it by saying, “Art is [...]

Beverly Hills 90210 Spinoff

I didn’t see it coming, but plans are in motion to launch a 90210 spinoff that is set to air in the fall! I can’t believe that this is actually going down! While I admire the attempt to bring back 90210′s decency, it will be impossible to capture what the original gang had. And no [...]

The El Camino is a Decent Vehicle

This beauty, sleek as a brazillian bikini wax, just screams decency in a raw, rough, and ‘I’m-the-baddest-longest-hairiest-stinkiest-hombre-within-a-half-mile kind of way. These car/trucks emit such an aura of sexual prowress that part my bone just slammed through the bottom of my laptop and now looks like a joystick on the keyboard. If you have an El Camino, chances are [...]

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