SNAP INTO IT!!! SNAP INTO SOME DECENCY!!!

First thing’s first — The Ultimate Warrior is a total freak. But that’s not to say he’s not decent. Oh, no no no. It’s quite the opposite. YOU BOYS A BIT BORED??? I can hear that decent snap like it was yesterday. I can taste the Slim Jims’ radioactivity that screams, “You’re gonna poop me out in [...]

Edward 40 Hands

Nothing more decent than kickin it with some of your boys and having a couple of 40 ouncers strapped to your claws. Drink those puppies like you mean it, cause if you gotta answer a phone, smoke a little ciggy, or drain your warthog, those 4-0′s gotta be cleared. Ain’t no stromin your trombone, ain’t no [...]

R2D2! You Found a Cigarette!

Nothing prevents me from smoking ciggies more than this commercial starring the gay as fuck C-3PO and our old friend R2D2. Let’s examine the commerical… First we have C-3PO building an intergalactic bong to smoke the cosmic funky stuff. He then waddles around a corner like a ten foot pecker is wedged in his rear only [...]

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