It may sound odd, but I’ve found that best lubricant for recreational sex games is the grease that drips off foods such as french fries, cheeseburgers, onion rings, and pizzas. I know what you’re thinking — dude, you’re a gross bastard/freak/maniac etc. Just hear me out and give it a try sometime. That’s all I ask. How [...]
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1. Rondo is the man. 2. C’s are 4-0 when Cheryl Miller covers up her pointy nips with a turtle neck and blazer (0-4 when she is wearing a chocolate brown silk shirt w/ her nipples flapping in the wind for the entire world to see). 3. PJ “Pajama” Brown has a Hitler stache. What’s up with that? 4. [...]
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I had the privelege to gain access to the inside dirt currently making its rounds on the ever-fashionable Newbury Street. A community member stealthly gained access to a preview of this season’s fashions when she plucked this photo from a well-known designer’s (who will remain anonymous) portfolio of his upcoming summer line. Talk about a heist! [...]
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Alright bitches, it looks like its back on. I stumbled upon this article in the Standard-Times and almost bench-pressed my desk I was so fucking pumped. I know you all sorely miss the annual opportunity to measure yourself physically against the rest of the country, so here is your chance. The Presidential Fitness Test [...]
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