The Decent Community drew an array of A-listers who partied the night away at a secret warehouse in downtown Boston last night. The benefit was intended to raise awareness of Decency in struggling inner cities. Also, the Celtics and Red Sox weren’t playing.
Needless to say, it was a night that oozed decency! Recapping what went down: Jesse Consopolis and Jack Tripper discussed the professional secrets of boning ladies on sitcom sets while jiving out to Seal, who serenaded guests with a beautiful vocal jam of ”Crazy.” LC from The Hills made a brief appearance, and was happy to tell us that she’s currently getting drilled by Chris Hansen of Dateline NBC. Dolly Parton accepted the annual Lifetime Boob Achievement Award from previous winner Zuul (The Gatekeeper). Hulk Hogan chatted it up with Stedman Graham, who acknowledged having a threesome with other partygoers Oprah Winfrey and Peg Bundy — something we may question if it wasn’t coming the mouth from Stedman! Also in appearance was Nas who arrived in a UPS truck driven by Nicolas Cage, who is sometimes referred to as Nick Cage. It was a night to be remembered by all for a long time.
Noticebaly absent from the evenings festivites was celebrity power couple Tomkat.
