Decency Lies in the Size of a Chick’s Meat

Mmmm, yes. You’ve all heard the phrase “decency lies is in the eyes of the beholder,” right? I strongly refute that claim. I come from the school of thought where “decency lies in the size of a chick’s meat.” There’s no getting around this fact. Plain and simple. Please view the decency on display in [...]

The Decency of Orange Drink and Friends

You have to love “Orange Drink” sometimes known as a “Gallon of Shit” – or if it’s in a pint-sized container, it’s known as a “Pint of Shit.” Despite its nickname, the shit is actually good shit. Made from sugar, food coloring, and water (probably in that order), pints and gallons of shit are known to [...]

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