You have to love “Orange Drink” sometimes known as a “Gallon of Shit” – or if it’s in a pint-sized container, it’s known as a “Pint of Shit.” Despite its nickname, the shit is actually good shit.
Made from sugar, food coloring, and water (probably in that order), pints and gallons of shit are known to come in various decent flavors such as lime drink, grape drink, citrus drink, lemonade drink, pink lemonade drink, blue rasberry drink, fruit punch drink, and ice tea drink.
You’ll notice that most of these containers of drink have a type of fruit in the name, but do not have actual fruit juice within its contents. While some people may frown upon this, The Community celebrates these unique liquids for their refusal to conform to the stereotypical juice norms.
These drinks of shit can be found at pretty much any convenience store and are most likely the cheapest items in the entire place. In the name of orange drink, if you have a chance to slug a pint or gallon of shit, give it a chance — it brings out decency in just about every way.
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