Black Sheep “Get ready for the Violence of the Lambs!”

I freaking watched this entire movie the other night.

Quick synop:  Family owns a farm, father dies, brother develops a sheep phobia, other brother stays on the family farm banging sheep, after dad’s death one brother moves away, the other brother continues nailing sheep and genetically engineering sheep until an evil fetus escapes to attack, people get bit, turn into evil sheep-men and start attacking everyone. 

A few decent tidbits: sheep have a flatulence problem (decent!), the main female character’s name is “Experience”! Really!?!?  After sex with humans (dece again!) or sheep (not dece!) men often stand around wearing nothing but a long oxford dress shirt and smoke cigs (wicked freaking decent!).

this clip pretty much sums it up:

Please note: what you don’t see is a sheep biting and pulling some dude’s Johnson like it’s a piece of string cheese. urhghgghhghghhg…

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