Dong Names

Summer is upon us and that means my dong’s trademark name is about to expire, therefore, it’s time to rename the old dong-a-roo!!! For those of you dong name squaters looking for a new name to identify and distinguish the service provided by your dong from the services provided by other’s dong, don’t even think about “Wicked Rude” because it’s mine.  [...]

Thorough Examination of the Dreaded Hangover

I just read a most decent article from this week’s New Yorker that offers the most thorough investigation of hangovers I’ve ever come across. Cures from around the world include bloody marys, specialty soups, pickle juice, pickled herring, four shots of vodka, coffee, plums, running six miles, McDonald’s Hamburgers, Denny’s grand slam breakfast, a mixture of [...]

Two Dogs No Burgers

I feel uncomfortable that I even witnessed this so I’m gonna keep this short and sweet.  I’m confused, concerned and most of all ashamed that I didn’t say something when I saw a friend eat two dogs and no burgers at a cookout this weekend, thus prompting this question: Should you be concerned when a [...]

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