Missing the Touch of an Ivy League Man

Bummer : (  My girlfriend dumped me because she was “missing the touch of an Ivy League man.” 

As you may guess decent community takes up a lot of my time and as a result I could feel my relationship slipping.  But, the other night when my girlfriend broke up with me I was quite taken back when she described that it wasn’t the over-devotion to decent community that was straining our relationship, but rather that she was “missing the touch of an Ivy League man.” 

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