My grandfather recently asked me about how much tail I’ve been pulling. “A fair amount gramps,” I told him. “More tail than your shriveled dink ever pulled!” He immediately shot back, “Youngblood, I have boned in more places than your pointy little pecker ever has even thought of. Hell, with all the goddamn development and urbanization of [...]
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Some options for the weekend if you get tired of boning, eating pizza, or watching sports: 5/30-6/1 – 8 pm: Glengarry Glenn Ross – The Factory Theatre – Tremont St. 5/31 – 4pm: Dr. Dog – Harvard Square 5/31 – 10 pm: The Gaslight Anthem – Middle East, Cambridge 5/31-6/1 – all day: City [...]
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The backdoor haircut, On a rear end brother, Plowed so many broads, He’s surely plowed your mother. Dusting off her butt hole, With the back of his head, Sessions go down daily, And earn him MAD street cred! (Note: This is the full-time hairdo of the correspondent pictured above.)
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