Posted on May 20, 2008 by tubesteak
Ah yes, the Butch of the homosexual community – one of the most rugged-looking specimens our planet has known. Also one of the most easily identified organisms in our massive universe. These Mike Ditka-like creatures are characterized by frayed, usually sleeveless denim tops if they’re not entrenched in leather garb. Possessing a strong affinity for spikes, whether [...]
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Posted on May 19, 2008 by tubesteak
I received the video link above from a Decent Community correspondent who wrote me the following explanation for his insane display of decency: Dear Decent Community, I thought I’d share with The Community my methods for relieving stress and relaxing. You’ll be happy to know that I’ve recieved a few HJs as a result of my moves in [...]
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Posted on May 19, 2008 by tubesteak
(I felt it necessary to post the exceptionally decent little nugget of a story from Tim Kurkjian. I feel this illustrates the inordinate amount of decency that emanates from Kurkjian, George Brett, and stories that come out of the game of baseball. (taken from espn.com)) George Brett had a badly sprained ankle, which put him on [...]
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Posted on May 19, 2008 by helmet head
Harvard Sq – CAMBRIDGE. Decency Tex-Mex style! Waiters sported authentic Mexican staches, which is always a decent thing. Wicked busy, loud and bustling, but definitely a good spot for post work drinks if you live in that area. The chimichurri steak is not recommended, however, the quesadillas were deliciouso. Margaritas were were lusciously luscious and deliciously yummy [...]
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Posted on May 16, 2008 by tubesteak
I’d like to announce that The Decent Community has been hand picked to reveal The New England Hors d’Oeuvres Association’s Top Hors d’Oeuvres for the First Four Months of 2008. A memo from The Hors d’Oeuvres Association reads as follows: A group of the most discerning and sensitive tongues in New England gather four times a [...]
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Posted on May 16, 2008 by tubesteak
The Decent Community drew an array of A-listers who partied the night away at a secret warehouse in downtown Boston last night. The benefit was intended to raise awareness of Decency in struggling inner cities. Also, the Celtics and Red Sox weren’t playing. Needless to say, it was a night that oozed decency! Recapping what went down: Jesse Consopolis and [...]
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Posted on May 15, 2008 by tubesteak
It may sound odd, but I’ve found that best lubricant for recreational sex games is the grease that drips off foods such as french fries, cheeseburgers, onion rings, and pizzas. I know what you’re thinking — dude, you’re a gross bastard/freak/maniac etc. Just hear me out and give it a try sometime. That’s all I ask. How [...]
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Posted on May 15, 2008 by helmet head
1. Rondo is the man. 2. C’s are 4-0 when Cheryl Miller covers up her pointy nips with a turtle neck and blazer (0-4 when she is wearing a chocolate brown silk shirt w/ her nipples flapping in the wind for the entire world to see). 3. PJ “Pajama” Brown has a Hitler stache. What’s up with that? 4. [...]
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Posted on May 15, 2008 by tubesteak
I had the privelege to gain access to the inside dirt currently making its rounds on the ever-fashionable Newbury Street. A community member stealthly gained access to a preview of this season’s fashions when she plucked this photo from a well-known designer’s (who will remain anonymous) portfolio of his upcoming summer line. Talk about a heist! [...]
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Posted on May 15, 2008 by Rub
Alright bitches, it looks like its back on. I stumbled upon this article in the Standard-Times and almost bench-pressed my desk I was so fucking pumped. I know you all sorely miss the annual opportunity to measure yourself physically against the rest of the country, so here is your chance. The Presidential Fitness Test [...]
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Posted on May 14, 2008 by tubesteak
First thing’s first — The Ultimate Warrior is a total freak. But that’s not to say he’s not decent. Oh, no no no. It’s quite the opposite. YOU BOYS A BIT BORED??? I can hear that decent snap like it was yesterday. I can taste the Slim Jims’ radioactivity that screams, “You’re gonna poop me out in [...]
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Posted on May 14, 2008 by tubesteak
Nothing more decent than kickin it with some of your boys and having a couple of 40 ouncers strapped to your claws. Drink those puppies like you mean it, cause if you gotta answer a phone, smoke a little ciggy, or drain your warthog, those 4-0′s gotta be cleared. Ain’t no stromin your trombone, ain’t no [...]
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Posted on May 14, 2008 by tubesteak
Nothing prevents me from smoking ciggies more than this commercial starring the gay as fuck C-3PO and our old friend R2D2. Let’s examine the commerical… First we have C-3PO building an intergalactic bong to smoke the cosmic funky stuff. He then waddles around a corner like a ten foot pecker is wedged in his rear only [...]
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Posted on May 12, 2008 by tubesteak
Had to post this legendary jam that invigorates me like few songs do. Taken from the Super Session album featuring Mike Bloomfield, Al Kooper, and Stephen Stills, “Stop” is just one of nine tracks on this album that’s damn-near a masterpiece. It was recorded over a nine hour stretch in LA in 1968. Kooper (who formed [...]
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Posted on May 12, 2008 by helmet head
Mass Ave and Newbury – BOSTON. urhghghghgh – BURGERS! This too cool for school mini burger/martini joint is, well, too cool for school, honestly….The Community thought Match was semi-decent, but if you’re looking for a laid-back burger joint this is not your place. The grizz was wicked decent – mini burgers, how can you go [...]
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Posted on May 11, 2008 by tubesteak
I was chewin on a piece of grass walkin down Route 6 yesterday when I realized I had a solution to our recent foreign policy woes. We hear endless news broadcasts about growing anti-American sentiment across the globe. We hear complaints that the world is slowly becoming Americanized, and that parts of the Middle East are [...]
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Posted on May 11, 2008 by tubesteak
(NOTE: This is an exerpt from a decent speech I pulled from my family archives. My grandfather gave this address at the 1932 American Beef Cube Convention in Red Bank, NJ. Why don’t we have leaders like this anymore? He was seriously ahead of his time.) “I have a dream that one day this nation will rise [...]
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Posted on May 11, 2008 by tubesteak
As the weather warms up, most of us will turn our attention to the porn-addicted Yeti, who, chances are, will hole himself up in his Himalayan cave and watch skin flicks while the rest of the world wonders if he really exists. That bastard! You’ve got to hand it to the dude though — he’s living a lifestyle [...]
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Posted on May 11, 2008 by tubesteak
I’d like to take an opportunity to honor all Celebrity Moms on this Mother’s Day 2008! How they remain so attractive and popular and fabulous and still manage to raise beautiful chldren will always confound me. Thank you, Celebrity Moms, for giving me a reason to salivate, reading material to whack it to, and television [...]
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Posted on May 9, 2008 by helmet head
SLAMO!
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