Yes! Of course! One of the most decent moves of all time is the Burlington Shower (on display in the video above). This move combines an unbelievable amount of headiness into one fantastic exhibition of decency! Here’s how it works:
- Step 1 – You’re playing horseshoes with a couple of decent buddies and you throw two ringers on consecutive tosses resulting in six points.
- Step 2 – Immediately locate a heady Vermont beer (Long Trail, Otter Creek, Magic Hat, etc).
- Step 3 – Find a legendary jam from Vermont’s favorite sons (Phish) and blast it in a way that leaves you with no other choice than to dance like a crazy hippie. (Note: Phish isn’t audible in the video above.)
- Step 4 – Have someone stand above you and dump the amazingly heady beer on you while you freak out like a candy-flipping Phishhead.
The Burlington Shower merges the decency of horseshoes, heady Vermont beer, heady Vermont bands, freaking out, and showers into something that is for sure one of the most far-out fusions of virtuous entities in existence today.
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.. that’s about as gay as any tye-dye shirt I’ve ever seen..
If by “gay” you mean amazing and by “tye-dye shirt” you mean the most influential article of upper wardrobe ever invented, than I agree with you.
If you literally mean what you say, than you are a buffoon and clearly not decent.
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