There’s probably nothing in the world that makes you feel more decent than saying, “Checkmate,” “Checkmate, son,” or “Checkmate, bro.” You can say “checkmate” in a variety of circumstances — in fact, it’s most effective when said while you’re not finishing someone off in chess. The Community has a great deal of respect for the [...]
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Despite what happened to me this morning (see below) today is theoretically, psychologically, mathematically “the happiest day of the year” according to some bastards in the UK – I’m not even sure if it applies to the US, but whatever…. Actually judging by my soggy morning poo it probably doesn’t apply to us in the [...]
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What? Say you post-shower-poop? There is nothing worse. Like a cigarette before sex or a delicious bowl of ice cream before dinner, the post shower poop is OK (because it’s still a poop), but it’s not what it poops were meant to be. It is so true that we are all slaves to the porcelain throne – don’t [...]
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