Despite what happened to me this morning (see below) today is theoretically, psychologically, mathematically “the happiest day of the year” according to some bastards in the UK – I’m not even sure if it applies to the US, but whatever…. Actually judging by my soggy morning poo it probably doesn’t apply to us in the US.
So make sure you make today a great day! After all, in the past 2 weeks we have had the second predicted Doomsday and as a result the first annual Decent Day and now we have the Happiest Day of the year. If that isn’t Super Fantastic I don’t know what the fuck is!
As a result, I think you should ask yourself the following question going into the weekend: Are you doing great today!?
Yay! I’m doing great!
I’m floating like a butterfly.