“League commissioner Matti Leshem was mighty impressed, calling Sears ‘the most polished champion in the storied history of this colossal event.’”
The Rock Paper Scissor Championship, which took place last weekend was yet another venue for New England to flex its glory muscles – some chump from Mass won the competition. A Community Member participating in the tourney confirmed that the dude is indeed a chump and not decent on any level. Nevertheless, this is just another W for New England and once again illustrates New England’s über decency! In many cases the tourney was over before it even began. In fact when a New Jersey man was asked who he thought was going to win the tourney he replied, “probably someone from New England”. Indeed Jersey man, indeed.
