Lord knows that the most decent gift that God bestowed upon the majority of his creatures was the ability to lick many things. While there are a couple things that you can’t lick (the sun, for instance), we have pretty much free reign to lick just about everything.
I like to lick mustard off my nose when I’m eating hut dogs (so fun) and like to lick leftover blood that squirts out of my steak when I cut it open. Another great food to lick is Fun-Dip. Are you having trouble thinking about things you can lick? If so, the following list of things you can lick may help:
- You can lick your girlfriend’s boobs (one of the most obvious ones).
- You can lick the cheese off a pizza.
- You can lick a popsicle (especially if you’re a girl).
- You can lick the sidewalk (if you’re a bum).
- You can lick (and suck) a pacifier if you go to raves all the time (like me).
- You can lick the sweat off the top of your mouth.
- You can lick people’s toes (if that happens to your fetish).
This is just a small sampling of things you can lick! Pretty much nothing is off limits! If you want to take it to the next level, you lick another persons licker (their tongue)!!!! That’s also called taking the limits of decency to new levels, and honoring your tongue in the most noble of ways!
