I’d say the best way to check to see if your girl is feeling your groove is by giving her a decent-as-hell mixtape for her to listen to when she’s chillin out in her car or is kickin back with her walkman on. The mixtape is a multipupose vehicle for the girl to kind of check out how you get your jam on, for you to send some hidden messages without coming right out and saying, “I wanna, like, bone you for eight straight days,” and also a way to spread kind music that would otherwise never be heard.
Are you interested in making a mixtape for that chick in your office with huge boobs? Here’s the ingredients:
- Start off with a jam that sets the tone — something that best fits your message.
- Do a jam that lets out your funky side. Something that says, “Hey big-boobed baby, I’m a funky guy, and this is a funky tape!”
- Bust out some slow shit that will encourage the girl to “click her mouse” and also shows off your sensitive side.
- It’s good to have a few songs that allude to extended boning sessions.
- And of course there needs to be some Jerry and Trey to let the big-boobed girl know that you’re a fan of the jamband community (almost a guarantee that you’ll be boning after she finds this out).
While these tracks are just a sampling of what goes into a decent mixtape, these types of jams form the foundation to making a mixtape that will get you laid! Seriously, there may be a stigma attached to making these things, and tapes may be a little outdated — a mix CD or even an imported playlist may be OK — but it’s no tape.
BOOM! It’s all right there for you. Go mix together some jams for that big-boobed co-worker you can’t stop thinking about. After handing her your decent mixtape, you won’t need to be whacking it to her anymore. That’s right brother, you trouser snake is getting slimey and decent if you follow the directions above.
