My Hog’s Resume

Posted on July 17, 2008 by tubesteak

Tubesteak’s Hog 69 Meat Casing Avenue Boinkville, MA 69699 (696) – 696 – 6969 DecentCommunity@gmail.com   Objective: Seeking a steamy, juice-flowing environment to explore crevace after crevace while maintaining an upright posture. Professional Summary: Head Rubber Tester, Durex Night Glow Divsion — Duties included covering my entire body in glow-in-the-dark latex, and trying my damnedest [...]

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Gustave is Our Decent Bastard of the Week

Posted on July 17, 2008 by tubesteak

  This week we have one of the most highly respected, but equally feared Decent Bastards of the Week. The Community received this nomination from Oqotobi Mbute, who resides upon the banks of the Rusizi River in Burundi. Oqotobi nominated a renowned serial killer of humans, probably the oldest Decent Bastard we’ve had — a truly formidable, 20 foot long, [...]

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