(Tank tops are often found in close proximity to grills and coolers.)
The tank top is no doubt one of the most decent articles of clothing that man has ever known. Famous for its merciless contempt for sleeves and anything anti-muscle, the tank top has become a declaration of respectability and at the same time, an homage to casual strength.
It’s an oxymoron in that its wearer is leaving his guard down, while secretly hoping to put his dukes up. The tank top allows for maximum movement of arms, and also provides a medium to avoid the dreaded farmer’s tan. The tank screams summertime, volleyball, Gold’s Gym, and potency — and let’s not forget a swarm of babes.
If you don’t have a tank top, or are afraid to wear one because of the absence of guns, I’d encourage you to reassess your stance at once. Do some freakin curls, drink some fruit drinks, and build your style around the almighty tank. You’ll be baggin chicks left and right, and your scene will be far more conducive to the promotion of decency!
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