An open letter sent from a Community member to the rest of The Community…
Dear Community Members,
I write to you because I’ve been swept up in a movement that’s life-transforming and my first instict was to share it with The Community. It’s called the Decent Fruit Juice Movement and, honestly, it’s changed my life. Instead of sitting around and reading magazines and eating rice, now all I do is hang out with my blender, wedge fruit in its blades, and chug, chug, chug. Go! Go! Go! Lord! This juice thing feels good!
I’ve taken a page out of Jack Lalanne‘s book and my zest for life is life is off the charts! There’s more acceleration and oomph in every movement that my body makes! More passionate love making, dance moves never seen before, hair growing all over my body, every piece falling into place, luck always on my side. And I owe everything to fruit juice…
I want to share this with the entire Community because it’s something truly important to me and beneficial to all. The combinations of fruit bear semblance to art that can be designed in millions of ways. It releases and then replenishes the energy and ethusiasm that exists in every component of a our natural world and in every seed of our fruit!! Utilize this resource! Decency will find you and celebration will be constant!!!!
Sincerely,
An Overjoyed Juice-Loving Community Member
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