Olde Fashioned Slush

Nothing gives me a woody like a Ronnie’s Olde Fashioned Slush on a hot summer day. You may think I’d rather be boning women, or smoking some kind bud, but you’d be wrong. Equip me with a spoonstraw, some positive energy, and good friends to buy slush for, and I’d say I have quite a golden day on my hands!

Slugging back an icy Ronnie’s is perfect after a round of volleyball with your crew, after having a killer bong session in the basement of your mom’s house, after huffing back a ciggy, shooting some hoops, or just lying on the beach.

I’m telling you — if you haven’t scarfed this shit yet, I recommend you do so immediately. You’re suppressing decency in the form of ice, juice, and sugar — but you’re also repressing refreshment. Quench your shteeze with a Ronnie’s!! Not only will your roni get a lift, but your spirits will also rise after quaffing this decent elixir.

2 Responses

  1. I LOVE THESE THINGS

    Do they sell them in the stores? I’ve only ever had them on the little ice cream stand near my house at home. :hope:

  2. [...] out at the beach. Swimming, reading, boozing, checking out babes, rolling in the sand, eating slush, playing horseshoes, chucking the tennis ball around, throwing water balloons at punk kids, beach [...]

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