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Decent Community has recently received an urgent piece of communication from a most formidable Community Member known simply as, The Body. 

Please read on…

The Body’s Exposing Arms Expedition.

After reading Tubesteak’s article on ‘The Deceny of Tank Tops,’ I began to think how I could integrate the tank top into a more formal setting. Tank tops shouldn’t just be limited to beachwear and dive bar attire. Don’t get me wrong, I love wearing me a tank top and rubbing elbows with the locals at a blue collar land mark, but I need to be wearing this at the work place as well. I recently tested the waters by wearing a cut off suit at the office and it’s been going over famously. All the hot interns have been asking me where the boardroom is, and I appropriately flex my guns, kiss my rippling bi’s and smoothly say ‘Thatta Way.’ I know for some of you this sort of decency is a little over the top, and that is why I made list to assure you the benefits of exposing your arms in the workplace.

1. Tanning and working at the same time, that’s almost as cool as being paid for doing curls! 
2. Having your barbed wire tat visible might get you a little pull around the cafeteria staff down stairs.
3. Having your arms out of those stiff sleeves might allow you to communicate with associates from Europe more effectively. (They’re always fucking waving their arms like their directing traffic or something.)
4. That suit you haven’t worn because the sleeves make you look like lurch can now be put back into the rotation.

These are just a couple decent possibilities you may experience in my “exposing arms expedition.” Please, send the Community some pics to show your support in this on going battle, decentcommunity@gmail.com.

The Body

Decent Community thanks The Body for his constant dedication to decency and most of all for creating global awareness of the general benefits of showing off the human body.

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