I’ve been out of my routine over the last week or so, and as a result I’ve failed to take the opportunity to shave my facial hair. It’s at times like these when every other thought in my head is “Grow a fuckin beard you pussy!” I wish it were that easy!
I am the victim of lousy facial hair ancestry, so my shteeze is by no means full. I’ve attempted a stache, which is stringy and a little bit red and gross, but I’ve never gone for a beard – and I have to wonder, is now the time to give it a run?? With the help of my new buddies at beards.org, it would appear that now is indeed the time. Here’s some advice from the beardmasters at beards.org, which I encourage you to refer to if you’re also thinking to grow a beard:
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Why grow a beard? The question is not to grow a beard? You owe it to yourself at least once during your lifetime — even if only as an experiment.
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Do not shave at all for at least the first four weeks of growth.
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Design a neckline for your beard.
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Don’t let itching deter you!
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Don’t give up! Set a target date and commit!
If you’re looking for a reason to grow a beard, I urge you to check out this list. The bastards at beards.org really seem to have their shit together. I’m hoping and praying that I can keep these whiskers growing into the future, cause who knows – growing a beard just may be the decent thing to do. You may never realize decency unless you give it a try!
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I hate to say it, but that beard website is almost as gay as watching men’s synchonized swimming at Anchovies