If you’ve ever been dumped by your girl, made fun of by someone cool at a party, woke up with a nasty hangover, or just been hurt up in general, the ultimate remedy to get you back on your feet is to funnel a bronson. Ladies and gents, we’re talkin about bonging a beer – one of the most effective cures to your life’s woes.
At The Community, funneling beer is, quite honestly, a way of life. Each morning after I hop out of the shower and brush my teeth, my woman is waiting in the kitchen, standing on the counter, beer bong in hand, ready to give me my morning dosage of Budwesier. At work, I’ve hidden a funnel in a bathroom closet, enabling me to bong a beer between meetings. First thing I do when I get home? Funnel three brewskis.
Funneling brews is the perfect antidote to the daily grind of life. Literally, you’re funneling decency into your system, and clearing your mind of any grief, anguish and suffering. Not only that, once you become a seasoned pro, you’ll be a lot cooler at parties, more chicks will be slobbering on your johnson, and your life will become more balanced. Do yourself a favor and go bong a beer. It’s the perfect countermeasure to any troubles, and I’ll give myself and alaskan pipeline if it ain’t decent as hell!
yes, I am the bronson.
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