decent community

In the early 1900′s floaters were considered to be vulgar and vile, a straight up rude move to diss a neighbor, foe, or host of a lame party.  However, the floater has been redeveloped over the 20th Century due to such cultural events as: Burning Spear, the Hot Carl and an event simply known as “pooping yourself in your sleep and hiding your dirty laundry in a friend’s cabinets”. 

Today the floater is known as a form of communication on a very high level.  Much like the revolution of the meaning of the word “bad” from meaning naughty to “bad” as a positive adjective, the use of floaters has evolved from a once hateful sentiment to an endearing one.

Check out a few examples where a co-worker, acquaintance or lover may be communicating with you via a floater:

• A nice floater left in an all men’s bathroom may mean: “hey, you look like a chill guy, maybe you’d like to grab a bronson?” or “The Pats looked awful last night, don’t you think?”
• A co-ed bathroom floater may mean: “I long for you soo hard, lets reconnect.”
• A floater with a little piece of white toilet paper on the top may be your nemesis’s way of saying “You got me!  I surrender.”
• Leaving a floater in a loved one’s bathroom is just another way of saying “You complete me, I hope we stay together forever”.
• An all girls bathroom floater (yes, ladies, floaters are not exclusive to males only) may mean:  “your makeup looks really pretty today, lets do lunch.”

As you can see the floater, a once putrid event, has developed into something far more decent.  So next time you get all freaked out because someone has left a seemingly disgusting floater in your pot, think to yourself, who is trying to tell me something with this decent floater and what sort of decent thing are they trying to tell me?

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