German Ambassador of decency, Boris Becker, is honored this week for his profound contributions to many causes that The Commnuity champions. Possessing an astounding list of conquests, Boris embodies everything a Community member should strive for. In fact, if The Community decided to produce an android modeled to every specification of decency, Boris Becker would be probably be the result. Please take a look at his resume:
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Boris Becker won six Grand Slam singles titles, including winning Wimbledon as a 17 year old bastard. He also captured an Olympic gold medal playing doubles with the venerable Michael Stich.
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Boris has fucked so many broads it isn’t even funny.
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The latest snatch he’s sniffin is the daughter of his deceased manager. He’s actually engaged to this 24 year old broad and he’s known her since she was a baby. (below)
- Boris has an absolute unparalleled style.
- Becker is sponsored by Diadora, which happens to be one of The Community’s favorite brands.
- Boris boned a lady in a closet of a London restaurant and during that sweaty romp he impregnated the broad. He now has a child as a result of the restaurant closet romp.
- Becker is a noted cardshark.
- It is said the Boris Becker’s balls sag nearly a foot, almost reaching the inside of his knees.
- He was nicknamed “Boom, Boom” and “Baron von Slam.” He also was credited with the “Becker Blocker” (his trademark return), the “Becker Hecht” (his flying lunge), the “Becker Fist” (his patented fist pump), the “Becker Shuffle” (his dance after winning important points), and lastly, the “Becker Saw” (describing the motion of the “Becker Fist”).
If Becker isn’t one of the most decent bastards in the world, then The Community should probably disband. The good thing is — we could start Boris Becker Community, and much of the same great, stylish, and decent things would still come into play. Simply put — The Decent Community loves Boris Becker.
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