It was roughly a hundred and one years ago when man first flailed his arms in effort to get the attention of a passing yellow chariot. Before this people where using asses, (donkeys for the extremely prudent) horses, and don’t forget the rickshaw. There is some controversy over when the exact date the combustion taxis [...]
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A recent Decent Community study (me driving the Decent Community Mobile through Boston and West down Storrow from MGH to the Fresh Pond Parkway in Cambridge every day) concluded that 90% of car accidents that occur in Boston are a result of drivers avoiding potholes or other disruptions in the surface of a roadway. The Massachusetts Registry of Motor [...]
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Praise the lord! The crew at Sesame Street is finally taking their teaching methods to new levels! It’s been the Community’s hope that curriculum in our nation’s public schools would come to include getting your freak on or how to get freaky. But with the presence of all the religious zealots in our country, what’s [...]
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Why is Cris Collinsworth all up in Michael Phelps’s mom’s shteeze!? Jesus, every time I turn on the Olympics I see Collinsworth and Phelps’s mom! Give it a rest man! Last time I tuned in she was talking about rubbing the Worth’s leg and having bruises all over her body! I mean, seriously, when did [...]
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The most decent greeting known to man has to be “WAAZZAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!” It screams decency in just about every way possible and in the process declares that you are one chill Budweiser-drinking bastard. While it’s thought to be best said amongst your boyz, “WAAZZAAAAAAAA!!!!” can also work when you’re greeting grandparents, in-laws, business partners, police officers, and prostitutes. [...]
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I sometimes find that things taste like something smells. Has this ever happened to anyone? I’m not sure if something can actually taste like a smell. Is it possible? I’m not sure if the senses can be mixed. I guess things can look like they smell, right? I mean, a garbage truck looks like a [...]
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As Helmet Head was clear in announcing this morning, Monday can be a slow day at The Community. Add that with somewhat indecent summertime weather in Boston, and what we have now is an uninspired Tubesteak with little of his own decency to relay to Community members. Luckily, I’ve just become immersed in a wonderful piece of [...]
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Monday morning is quite often the most difficult posting time. The Monday Morning Post is often made difficult because of consumption of multiple beverages from the following Thursday – Sunday making creativity and decency difficult to obtain. Thus, Decent Community is launching its Monday Morning Post initiative. The goal of this project is to a) [...]
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Here at The Community, we try our hardest to keep things decent. But unfortunately for us decent people, there are some indecent bastards out there who seem to do there damndest to tick people off. Normally, we try to remain chill about others being dicks – but there’s a few people who just take it too far! In the [...]
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The Community has more Olympic fun for today! In this post, we’ll go back to 1992 and perhaps the greatest group of hoops players ever assembled. Will you look at this goddamn team?!?! If there were an analogy – this hoops team is to basketball as The Decent Communtiy is to communities. Both have reached the pinnacle of [...]
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I’d like to use this video above as a prime example of the old adage: “You may think things are decent, but beware!” Old Indian Chief Ousamequin was said to have originated this phrase when an especially destructive hurricane wiped out a long-awaited crop of corn that was to feed his tribesman. In the Native American [...]
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Don’t fake the funk on a nasty dunk — what a decent concept! This is the motto that Shaq O’Neil lives by. As an aside; the funk on Shaq’s roni must be immense, but I digress… What exactly does fake the funk on a nasty dunk mean? In a recent Decent Community Connoisseur of Funk [...]
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Yet again, The Decent Community has fascilitated quite the decent tourney, this time involving exciting and arousing foods! For this tournament, a mail survey was sent out to residents of Boston, simply asking them to fill out the bracket march madness style and mail it back to The Decent Communty. After pooling together over 80 responses, the [...]
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With the Olympics coming around very shortly, I find myself getting all geared up for the Pelvic Power Lifting Event. Personally, I still hold my high school record for Pelvic Power Lifting (2nd place all-time at my middle school because I was still developing). It is by far my favorite sport, and I hate to brag but… it’s no [...]
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It appears that one of the best options for getting something you desperately want is offering your left nut in exchange for your whatever it is that you desire. You know what I’m talking about — “Yo, I’d give my left nut to slay that broad!” Well, I’ve decided to conjure a left nut wish [...]
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Decent Community has recently received an urgent piece of communication from a most formidable Community Member known simply as, The Body. Please read on… The Body’s Exposing Arms Expedition. After reading Tubesteak’s article on ‘The Deceny of Tank Tops,’ I began to think how I could integrate the tank top into a more formal setting. Tank [...]
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This week The Community celebrates the life, work, and soul of Jerome “Jerry” Garica, who was born on the first day of August in 1942 and sadly passed on August 9, 1995. Clearly one of the most decent bastards of all time, Jerry left quite a decent mark on our world through beautiful art in [...]
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I watched a heady movie last night called Side Out. The movie is great, but what I really want to discuss is this: I saw nipples — twice, the movie was peppered with swears and it appeared to be sponsored by Miller Light and Jose Cuervo. Why is this significant? Besides the fact that it aided [...]
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Holy shit! This is the very definition of not decent * * Unless, of course, that headless bastard was talking shit about Belichick.
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