Benny’s Bike Section

Ah, yes… Benny’s.  One of the premier and most decent retail stores in Southern New England.  With its low price, vast options and good vibes, Benny’s continually meets the constantly evolving needs of the suburban family — Benny’s is truly and place where the rubber meets the road.

The Question:  Where can I get a spark plug for my lawnmower, a fishing pole and a clock radio?

The Answer: Benny’s…. Benny’s, Benny’s, Benny’s.

What we remember most about Benny’s is the bike section.  Kids of all ages enter Benny’s and immediately run over to the Best Bike Section in New England.  The smell of the rubber tires, the squealing noise of the tires on the ceramic floors, and of course the plethora of Mongooses and Huffys makes Benny’s Bike Section one of the most decent places in New England for a young bastard to hang out.

Decent Community salutes Benny’s for providing the ultimate, no frills one-stop-shop experience and for being an influential member of the New England (and Decent) Community.

2 Responses

  1. You know I try to live my life by certain rules: 1) In Bill we Trust; 2) If you can’t find what you’re looking for at Benny’s – you don’t need it ya bastid…

  2. [...] on outdoor activities. Biking, running, golf, bocce, tennis, table tennis, kayaking, fishing, Cape League baseball, hoops, [...]

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