Ah, yes… Benny’s. One of the premier and most decent retail stores in Southern New England. With its low price, vast options and good vibes, Benny’s continually meets the constantly evolving needs of the suburban family — Benny’s is truly and place where the rubber meets the road. The Question: Where can I get a [...]
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How to Properly Wear a Fake Mustache Rule number 1. Don’t put the stache straight across your upper lip. For optimal fake out-ability make sure the edges of the stache curve downwards, following the contour of your mouth. Rule number 2. If you’re wearing a skinny stache make sure it is flush atop your [...]
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A Decent Community Mexican Standoff, otherwise known simply as, “a Standoff”, is when a bunch of buddies congregate in a circle, or face off (stand off) one-on-one in a conquest to guzzle a full beer quicker than your opponent. Specifically, beer is poured and shirts are promptly removed. When the head of the beer settles, [...]
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vs. In this post, The Community addresses one of the most pressing questions of the last 25 years: Which man is more decent — Ice Cube or Ice-T? Possessing remarkably similar careers, The Community figured we’d break down this icy rivalry once and for all. Let it be known that we don’t wish to disrespect either [...]
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I recently saw the clip above of Tiger Woods, and thought to myself, “Holy Smokes! This dude is pretty decent at what he does!” (Here’s a behind the scenes of the above video.) It used to be that I thought I got bored of him winning all the time — kinda like nobody liked the [...]
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Nothing quite screams “Erection” like a Celebrity Power Couple. For it is from these relationships of demi-gods where the average man finds intrigue, refuge, fascination, marvel, and beat off material. The Community is so wrapped up in celebrity love lives, that we’ve decided to dish out some awards in various categories to the couples we [...]
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So far at The Community, little has been made of our neighbors to the north — the ever-accomodating Canadiens! We’d like to take this opportunity acknowledge that they exist, and go a step a further by naming Canadien ambassadors to The Community. Brothers Doug and Bob Mckenzie are hereby declared Canadien Ambassadors to The Decent [...]
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I arrived to work this morning only to find out that my boxers were on inside out and backwards. I thought something felt a touch queer on my ride to work. As I stood at the urinal fishing for the hole in my boxers i realized something was wrong. If the boxers were, indeed, on backwards [...]
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My first real encounter with queefing occurred on the limo ride to my high school prom, when much to my surprise, my date told me that she was the Queen of Queefs. Apparently the other females in the limo already knew this, and yelled for my date to “queef out a huge one.” [...]
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The taco. A symbol of versatility, variety, youth, creativity and perseverance. The fact that a taco can be filled with practically any meat and cheese illustrates its versatility and variety. Versatility, variety and perseverance, now there are 3 qualities that the P-Men have illustrated in this decade, and with Brady’s unfortunate injury yesterday, the Pats will [...]
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Huge dick whale, Moby Dick, is our Decent Bastard of the Week. Moby (not to be confused with the homo DJ) was recommended by the staff over at Moby Dick Marina in Fairhaven, MA — just down the street from where Ishmael, Ahab, and crew set sail on the Pequod. This huge, ugly, mother-fucking Dick came to symbolize [...]
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Supper - East Village, NYC, 156 East 2nd Street, Btwn. Ave. A & B Let me begin this review by stating that my love for Supper is not a fleeting love. I’ve been visiting this place regularly since ’04 and it’s yet to disappoint. In my opinion it’s the best casual dining restaurant in NYC. Located [...]
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This ridiculously decent skit ran on the Daily Show Wednesday.
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Much to the Community’s delight, today marks the return of the NFL for the 2008 season. Like many others, The Community takes great pleasure in Sunday afternoons and football, and especially watching the likes of all-time greats Tom Brady, and perhaps the most dominant figure in all of sports, the Guru, Bill Belichick. While the [...]
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Defamer.com makes the Decent Community want to pick our collective butts and eat it. God damn it! Initially we wanted to call out a non celeb-based blog, but on our never ending avoidance of indecency this blog smashed us in the face like a Jerod Mayo tackle, that we had to write about it. Defamer.com is one blog in [...]
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(The above woman and her pillow were recently deposited into my Spank Bank) Ladies of Boston and ladies on the internet beware! Little do you know that many of you are being deposited into a catalogue within male minds known as the Spank Bank – a collection of erotic images stored in one’s memory that [...]
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We at Decent Community have been energized lately with the amount of readers we have — it is rather horn-inducing. We seem to have developed a strong following of decent SOBs who check our site daily, and we dig it – but those who stumble upon us via searches are the subject of this post. We’d like to thank those who have [...]
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Sometimes when I’m alone and thinking about life and decency, I keep hearing a high pitched voice in the back of my penis head telling me to bone ladies under big old piles of meatloaf. I’m then left to wonder, “Where in the name of Decent Community am I going to procure piles of meatloaf to [...]
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The summer countdown is over — tonight marks the return of one of the all-time great television programs, albeit with a refurbished look and a few old faces. At 8 o’clock this evening, what I used to refer to as “The Zip Code” re-emerges with new new stars named Dixon, Navid, and Silver. Legends from 90210‘s first incarnation who [...]
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