Sometimes you wake up and feel like you’re lacking decency — it happens to all of us. The following 10 tips will help can help you out if you feel like you’re running low on decency.
10 Tips to Increase Your Decency
1. Exact a little revenge on a nemesis. Taking your problems out on other people, particularly those who you despise, really helps the mind and the body.
2. Treat yourself. Have a couple bronsons, eat a steak or burger.
4. Take some time to fester. This may seem more like an eventing treat, but that’s exactly why it helps on a bad morning.
5. Contact your friends. Let them know you are festering, eating burgers, drinking bronsons and exacting revenge. They will inevitably join you — the more the decenter.
6. Check Decent Community. There’s no better way to get out of a funk than a good laugh.
7. Flip someone the bird. Is this rude? Maybe, but it works. For optimal affect yell, “right here!” or “right there!” as you extend your middle finger — an angry frown also compliments this move nicely. This particularly works while driving to work — extend your arm fully out the window and upwards to the sky.
8. Attitude is everything. Ask yourself: Am I doing great today? Be as super-fantastic as you can be.
9. Compete. The focus that competition takes allows you to forget all those things that are distracting you from being decent.
10. WWGD? Do what The Guru would do. Belichick is the pinnacle of decency. In him you will find your way.
