The Negative Sideburn
The Decent Community loves fashion, trends and fads. From spandex shorts to jean jackets there is seldom a trend that’s not started by The Community. One of the perks of being an avid reader of Decent Community is hearing about these trends before the general public.
We have our finger on the pulse and can sense that people are just flat out sick of those messy, unkept, unsightly strips of hair that separate ones ear from the rest of their face. It’s time we embrace the need to streamline our look and one way to do so is by sporting the negative sideburn (any sideburn maintained at or above the top of the ear). The negative sideburn also accessorizes nicely with some other decent community fashion favorites: Missing teeth, hockey jerseys, warmup suits, stonewashed dungarees, etc.
Face it bro, you’re not Elvis and your sure as shit not Dylan McKay — It’s time to get rid of the sideburns. If you’re craving facial hair do us all a favor and revert from the long mutton chops and grow and nicely groomed mustache.
If you wear your sideburns longer than the top of your ear you are a down right jerk!
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