Things To Do This Weekend: Boston

Friday Oct 10 Ray Lamontagne @ Opera House Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus @ TD Banknorth Garden Singles Night at the Corn Maze @ Connors Farm in Danvers — This event is insane, it’s like the inventors of Craigslist Casual Encounters bought a farm and made a giant orgy-corn maze. Saturday Oct 11 International [...]

The Latest Trend in Women’s Pubic Hair

                     (old school look = indecent)                    (new school look = very decent) If one is to study the evolution of women’s pubic hair over the past 50 years or so, you’ll see pretty much the whole spectrum of stylings — all of them exhibiting unique expressions of their times, and yet too often dismissed as nugatory in the circles of those [...]

Feel Like You’re Running Low on Decency?

Sometimes you wake up and feel like you’re lacking decency — it happens to all of us.  The following 10 tips will help can help you out if you feel like you’re running low on decency. 10 Tips to Increase Your Decency 1.  Exact a little revenge on a nemesis.  Taking your problems out on other people, [...]

In Defense of Smugglers

For us Community members, the larger picture is usually in better focus than for those without our unique perspective. Case in point — the recognition that smugglers are humans too, and whether the government likes it or not, they are providing goods and services that are in high demand, in short supply, and would otherwise [...]

Are You the Victim or the Crime?

“What fixation feeds this fever? As the full moon pales and climbs, Am I the truth or rank deceiver? Am I the victim or the crime?” – Bob Weir Today The Community would like to address the widespread culture of victimization within our society. People claim to be victims of everything known to man — indecency, [...]

Decent Community Calendar

Here we are again, balls deep in Soxtober!  This got us thinking about the months that comprise the official Decent Community Year.  We would like to take this time to discuss some of our favorite Decent Months — some that are common knowledge and others that are new to the public.  Take a look at the brand new Decent Community [...]

Tourney of Red Sox Pitchers from Our Childhood

In celebration of the Red Sox ALDS win last night over the Angels, The Community would like to present The Tournament of Red Sox Pitchers from Our Childhood. The Community feels it’s necessary to honor those players who grinded out the difficult years before the current Sox dynasty came to be. Pitchers were judged on [...]

Hookers and Their Place in the Community

The Community has been feeling bad lately because there’s too many dudes out there who don’t get their hog wet on a regular basis. At the same time, there are some ladies out there who would be well served to get some bastard’s johnson jammed in their scene. We don’t meant to be lewd, but [...]

When is a Decent Time to Call 911?

911 exists for emergencies. Of course, emergencies come in all shapes and sizes, and an emergency for some may be an inconsequential matter for others. For help on this, let’s consult the dictionary definition of emergency: emer•gen•cy -  \i-ˈmər-jənt-sē\ n.  — an unforeseen assault on decency or the resulting indecent state that calls for immediate action So we [...]

Hair of the Dog

Hair of the dog:  One treats an illness with the very thing that causes an illness.  It is most commonly used when discussing cures for hangovers.  The saying originated in the 1800s when people would cure rabies by taking the hair of the rabies stricken dog bastard that bit you and sticking it in the open [...]

The Most Awkward Place in the World

The most awkward place in the world is a public men’s restroom.  There is simply too much room for error and opportunity for embarrassment.  From rest areas, to offices, and all public restrooms in between — awkwardness is imminent. What makes the men’s public restroom the most awkward place in the world? Silence.  Can we get [...]

When to Fork Over Your Loot

(Giving the maker of this sign some loot would be beneficial to many.) It’s an age-old question: when is a decent time to fork over your hard earned loot? Nobody likes to dish out cash to an unnecessary scene, be taxed for goods that have no benefits, be mugged by a scary mutha, or find out [...]

Decent Community Member Taking a Sobriety Test

COMMUNITY MEMBER CORRESPONDENCE: Dear Decent Community, I wanted to share this video of my best friend (also a Community member) taking a sobriety test after getting pulled over. It’s been going around the internet, but I’m not sure if you guys have seen it. We were talking about the video yesterday and we realized that every move my [...]

Lifetime Bronson Intake

The Community often ponders how much lettuce we’ve devoted to bronsons and their cousins — booze drinks. Quite honestly: where there’s a good stash of bronnies, there’s good times to be had, and The Community can often be found right in the middle of such scenes. Yet still, we’ve never had a mechanism to measure how much good-times-juice we’ve [...]

Burning Questions About Poop

What is the origin of the word “poop”? - According to Eric Partridge in his excellent book of word origins (Origins: A Short Etymological Dictionary of Modern English), “poop” comes from the Middle English word poupen or popen, and it originally meant “fart.” The word was based on the sound of a fart. According to Robert [...]

It’s Just Your Penis Pointing

Next time you pop major wood at an inopportune time (before you have a big meeting, right before you have to get off the bus, right before class ends, when you’re pulling into your family’s driveway for a giant Christmas party, when you’re at the zoo, just prior to a standing ovation at the Democratic National Convention, when wearing silk [...]

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