You May be a Jerk if…

Navin R. Johnson aka The Jerk You are really good at something, you dress really nicely, you do something super nice to your girlfriend in front of all your friends and their girlfriends, you are mean to people — the literal meaning of a jerk, you do something extraordinarily smooth at an awkward time, if [...]

Accidental Use of Caps Lock

Darrell:  How are you? Cindy:  REALLY GOOD, I’M JUST REALLY MELLOW RIGHT NOW! Darrell:  Really, because you don’t seem like it.  Why are you soo “mellow”? Cindy:  I’M JUST LAYING IN BED AND IT’S REALLY PEACFUL RIGHT NOW! Darrell:  That’s nice.  How’s your kitten? Cindy:  MY KITTEN IS SOO CHILL.  I’M PETTING HER RIGHT NOW [...]

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