MOTHA!!!!! Clearly one of the most decent jams of all time! I get all choked up just thinking about it. For Chrissakes, Glenn Danzig is one of the most important artists of our generation, and seeing him shirtless in the video, long sweaty hair, physique akin to a brick shit-house, head banging, and emitting the powerful squeal — MOTHA!!!!! If you wanna bang heads with me, I can show you what it’s like!!!!
One of the greatest moments of my life was when I made the decision to bang heads with this bastard. I definitely found out what it’s like, and trust me when I tell you, it has to be one of the most invigorating experiences of all time! MOTHA!!!!! WHOA, MOTHA!!!!!
Tell you what — it’s Friday, so shack up with your baby and blast this motha-fuckin song. You’ll see the results!!!!!!! MOTHA!!!!! Every goddamn emotion is packed into this three and a half minute heroic narrative. I’m literally running around in circles in my apartment as fast as I can, screaming out the lyrics, realeasing every aspect of my being as a sacrifice to Danzig and this epic jam. MOTHA!!!!!! Can you feel it?!?!?! Can you?!?!?! MOTHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Yo Son! Did you know that Glenn Danzig is now the King of Nigeria? Word up! Kinda weird how a country could elect someone named Glenn as their King. Just goes to show you how far a rock hard body, long dripping wet black hair, and a killer song will take you. As a matter of fact, I think “Mother” is now Nigeria’s national anthem. I’m moving there in two weeks.
My cousin supposedly braided Glenn’s hair backstage at a show in Cincinatti in ’94. It was the highlight of my life.
She said he was a gentle guy, but I don’t really believe that part of the story.
My barber claimed to have met Glenn Danzig at a woodworker’s convention in Tulsa. He said Glenn’s favorite food is sardines. Why am I not surprised?
Everything you hear about me is true. And no, I am definitely not gentle. MOTHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!