Dying Words From a Hoagie

(What follows is a transcript of an anonymous hoagie’s last words.) “I’ve often imagined how my last minutes would be written. As a hoagie, we’re born knowing that being eaten is inevitable, and finally, today, my divine decree has come. ‘Number 13 – The Dirty Sanchez.’ I heard it about a minute ago, and before I could [...]

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