Every day you time up your leave based on doors shutting, papers shuffling, goodbyes heard and people’s footsteps you have learned. You know who is going where and when and how to avoid them. You have learned how to time your leave properly so you don’t get stuck in the elevator with a jerk. You have come to learn [...]
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Hello, it’s me, the Instant Messenger. I’ve been delivering your messages by the billions (at lightning speed) over the last ten, fifteen years or so, and I thought now would be as decent a time as any to unleash my own feelings that have been bottled up for what seems like forever. I would’ve got this off [...]
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Your balls smell like sausage. Your breath smells like tuna. Your feet smell constantly. Your armpits smell like a high school locker room and of course, your ass reeks to high hell. Literally, you stink. If you stink at what you do and you stink at what you do for hobbies, in addition to the physical act of stinking, figuretively [...]
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First of all, The Community hopes that everyone had a fantastic Thanksgiving with family and friends. It’s a great time of year to appreciate all that’s decent in our lives and to reunite with those who are important to us. Unfortunately, one second after Thanksgiving Thursday ends, we’re faced with one of the most horrendous days of [...]
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