(Statue of Hardonious, circa 1300 B.C., on display at the Algerian Relic Center) Twas the year Negative Thirteen (-13) in a location believed to be present day Algiers that a young buck of a bastard who we’ll call ”Gene” involuntarily flung his hard-headed dong (then known as a “flesh branch”) toward the heavens only to be greeted by Hardonious, the highly-respected God of Chubbies. Startled at [...]
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