Tourney of Artists We’d Most Like to Share Some Chicken With

Sharing pieces of chicken is one of The Community’s favorite pastimes. In fact, when gobbling down our poultry we always play a game in which we blurt out the names of people we wish were eating chicken with us. Above are the names that have come up most often. We assembled a panel of everyone we’ve ever actually eaten chicken [...]

Horror Movies Are So Foul

Unfortunately for us, the absurd franchise that’s Friday the 13th has pooped a 12th installment out of its rectum. No kidding? Six, seven, eight, nine, ten versions weren’t enough? Who are the sphincters lining up to watch this trash? What kind of ghetto logic keeps the horror industry afloat? It’s all cocksuckery. Pure and total nonsense. Why are [...]

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