Today is Friday, which means that when the workday is over every decent bastard out there will dart home faster than a hobo on a ham sandwich, pick up some bronsons, throw on a 60-song mix of 60-second jams, and slug back 90 ounces of brewski juice in an hour (one shot a minute). We’re talking about power hours here — a testament to beer, getting fucked [...]
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Scientists have recently released a report which suggests the most orgasmic state you can be in, beside feeling decent, is “going buckwild.” This comes as no revelation to The Community, as we’ve long remarked that going buckwild on decency is achieving true enlightenment – akin to illuminating the already-brightest star in the universe or realizing nirvana immediately after you’ve settled in [...]
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If this shit doesn’t make you emotional you better check your pulse! Today we analyze a few key elements in one of America’s most decent and influential pieces of music, The Humpty Dance. While each and every word of this lyrical masterpiece has meaning in its own right we have hand picked what we believe to [...]
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Sharing pieces of chicken is one of The Community’s favorite pastimes. In fact, when gobbling down our poultry we always play a game in which we blurt out the names of people we wish were eating chicken with us. Above are the names that have come up most often. We assembled a panel of everyone we’ve ever actually eaten chicken [...]
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Unfortunately for us, the absurd franchise that’s Friday the 13th has pooped a 12th installment out of its rectum. No kidding? Six, seven, eight, nine, ten versions weren’t enough? Who are the sphincters lining up to watch this trash? What kind of ghetto logic keeps the horror industry afloat? It’s all cocksuckery. Pure and total nonsense. Why are [...]
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Boston Sunday Globe - DO YOU EVER want to change the way you see the world? Wouldn’t it be fun to hallucinate on your lunch break? Although we typically associate such phenomena with powerful drugs like LSD or mescaline, it’s easy to fling open the doors of perception without them: All it takes is a basic [...]
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I just read this not so interesting piece on the World’s Friendliest Country. They ranked 14 countries in four categories: ability to befriend locals, number that joined a community group, number that learned the language and percentage that bought property. The winner? Canada (Canadians love the TV show Cheers and have modeled their culture after [...]
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Decent Collage is up and set to take the world by storm. We’d love for you all to participate. Below is a short explanation of what the site is all about. Decent Collage is a sort of worldwide art project. It started out as “Community Members” page for Decent Community with pictures of decent [...]
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An old Irish proverb states “Watching is part of good play.” And an ancient Decent Community saying asserts ”There’s nothing wrong with being a sly dog every once in awhile.” Condescending, contemptuous beliefs on the act of observing others who are in a spontaneous and unadjusted state are ill-founded. Undetected surveillance provides a postively authentic mechanism for personal understanding and informed judgement. To put [...]
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The Decent Comunity has recently embarked on a quest to increase our volume of original content in hopes of giving readers more than just inane, recycled babble. While we like to think that some of our perspectives do provide a fresh vantage point, the idea of producing the origins of a genuinely worthy thought is exceptionally appealing — even if [...]
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The Community was pretty pumped when they heard the Sox have taken a chance on local New Englander Rocco “Cheeseburger” Baldelli, 1) because he’s a local dude and 2) because of Baldelli’s comeback after his career was in doubt because of medical issues. However, nothing makes us more excited about Baldelli than to learn that [...]
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Today The Community would like to give a shout out to shout outs. While actual shouting is often viewed as an aggressive move, shout outs fall more along the lines of an amorous and appreciative acknowledgement of decency. Without shout outs, we’d have countless people who would otherwise never receive their proper due! And let’s face it — saying [...]
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The Community may be the last bastrds to cover this Jaydiohead phenomenon, but we thought we’d throw our two cents in nonetheless. For those who don’t know, about a week go a son of a bitch DJ named Minty Fresh combined jams from Jigga’s Black Album and American Gangster with tracks from Radiohead’s In Rainbows, OK Computer, and Kid A. Slap [...]
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Hello boils and ghouls, this week The Decent Community would like to honor our all-time favorite instigator/terrorist/storyteller, the daunting and hideous looking skeleton known as the Crypt Keeper! Holding court from his casket every week on HBO from 1989 to 1996, the Crypt Keeper shrieked and spooked in a trademark wise-cracking style that has gone unmatched since he was [...]
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Slap on the skates and off to the rink! Not the ice rink — We’re talking roller! It’s time to skate! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Remember the old days… It’s Friday night. You had a long week of school and you want to let loose. What better way to blow off some steam then strapping on the old [...]
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(Statue of Hardonious, circa 1300 B.C., on display at the Algerian Relic Center) Twas the year Negative Thirteen (-13) in a location believed to be present day Algiers that a young buck of a bastard who we’ll call ”Gene” involuntarily flung his hard-headed dong (then known as a “flesh branch”) toward the heavens only to be greeted by Hardonious, the highly-respected God of Chubbies. Startled at [...]
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This week The Community would like to highlight a boner-inducing band from the crust-filled state of Vermont — the soon-to-be legendary Blues and Lasers. These bastards emit a massive sound, calling to mind a Zeppelinish, Black Keys-ish, Derek and the Dominoes-ish ragged and dirty blues/rock style you’d think was blasting from the speakers of a 1972 Plymouth [...]
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Hair tip (see the tip of the dog’s peen) Hair Tip (hâr tip) noun a. Any cylindrical, keratinized, often pigmented filaments characteristically growing from the peen of a mammal primarily found on dogs and some extraordinary humans. noun 1. any of the treadlike outgrowths on tip of the peen of mammals. 2. a mass of [...]
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