The one event that will always turn a marriage on its head is your wife contracting rabies. It’s said that at the moment this condition takes hold, tantric sex turns into the explicit purpose of your union. If you have kids, they will be put up for adoption. You will no longer be able to function at your job and will be [...]
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WHITTIER, Calif — Want to name one of Nadya Suleman’s famous octuplets? You can, for the right price. Ms. Suleman announced early Friday morning that she will auction off the rights to name her eight newborns. “Diapers ain’t cheap. Baby food ain’t cheap. Day care ain’t cheap. College ain’t cheap,” Ms. Suleman said. “These babies [...]
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