Posted on February 17, 2009 by fugaze
So you’ve got 30 days to spend $30 million. Where do we begin? World’s Most Expensive Beer The priciest beer is made by Carlsberg, a fancy toughguy European brewing company. Only 600 bottles were produced in 2008 and the labels are hand-stenciled lithographs from some famed European artist guy. The 10.5-proof beer is said [...]
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Posted on February 17, 2009 by helmet head
Nothing screams “SEX” like a perfectly executed trick shot and thus we compiled three of the most decent billiards shots and the artists who have mastered them. THE SPITBALL — CHARLES DARLING CUE AND THE CUP — MIKE MASSEY JUST SHOWING OFF — STEVE MIZERAK Decent Community recommends you give your roni stick a break, [...]
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Posted on February 16, 2009 by helmet head
Decent Collage had a nice influx of participation over the weekend, including additions of: Andre the Giant holding a bunch of women, the Blues Brothers, a man with a cactus for a bone, the Bermuda Triangle, M.J., E.T., a short bus, Ace Ventura, Mike and Ikes, Muhammad Ali, the LOST logo, a crescent moon, a [...]
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Posted on February 13, 2009 by fugaze
(Updated 9/21/09: Fight breaks out in Red Sox lockeroom as Heidi Watney leaves Jason Varitek for Nick Green.) FORT MYERS, Fla. — Jason Varitek on Friday morning confirmed the rumor that has been floating around for months now; he is banging NESN hottie Heidi Watney. “I normally don’t like discussing my private life, but it’s [...]
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Posted on February 12, 2009 by tubesteak
If you’re looking for a serious, cheap buzz that’s easy on the taste buds, we’d like to recommend shaking a yucca. What results is the party juice to end all party juices. Here’s how it’s done: Ingredients: 4 lemons (cut into chunks) 4 limes (cut into chunks) 3 cups of sugar ½ bag of crushed [...]
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Posted on February 12, 2009 by helmet head
Lil Wayne I know, I know, everyone thinks about Lil Wayne so what makes me soo special, right? Here’s the thing; contrary to the public belief that an infinite amount of Lil Wayne is not enough Lil Wayne, when Lil Wayne interferes with your everyday life he does become a problem (forgive me Lil Wayne, God Bless). [...]
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Posted on February 12, 2009 by fugaze
Funny how big baseball news always break right before Spring Training begins. While A-Roid (who came off as the biggest asshole on the planet during his interview with Peter Gammons) came clean, there are still over 100 names of tested-positive cheaters out there. Names I hope aren’t on the list, but names that wouldn’t shock me [...]
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Posted on February 12, 2009 by helmet head
Some recent additions to The Collage include: Ray Charles, Stink Bombs, a Giant Pencil, the Northeastern University logo, Great Woods and a dude in a chicken suit. To contribute email your pictures to decentcommunity@gmail.com
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Posted on February 11, 2009 by tubesteak
WASHINGTON (Reuters) – Senate Republicans whipped out their legislative nunchucks yesterday in a last-ditch effort to sneak a few of their pet projects into the newly passed $838 billion economic stimulus package. The successful GOP maneuvers included: Lindsey Graham’s (R-SC) lobby to add “Death to Death Metal” — a memorandum designed to put an end to the heaviest of heavy metal. This includes $7 [...]
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Posted on February 11, 2009 by fugaze
The IRS estimates the average federal tax return this year is $2,436, an increase of about $200 from last year. What are you going to do with your return? Here’s some Decent Community recommendations on how to spend that cash-ola at some prominent retailers: Best Buy: No-brainer here … With a 73-inch DLP toughguy TV ($2,000) and [...]
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Posted on February 10, 2009 by tubesteak
In order to be decent, it’s important that you hold no illusions about what’s going down in your Community. Approaching reality head on allows the whole story to come into focus. Once sound info is garnered, one can proceed accordingly. With that preface, The Community would like to present the third installment of the DC Short Jam [...]
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Posted on February 10, 2009 by helmet head
Thanks to all who have been participating in Decent Collage. We received some particularly decent pictures over the weekend! Things that made us go hmm (with decency): Lynard Skynyrd logo, Slurpee, Regis Philbin, Dave, Taco Bell, Poison, Sam Wyche, a Dunk Tank, Devon McBee, a delicious looking plate of Perogies, Mark Lavon Helm and James Caviezel [...]
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Posted on February 9, 2009 by helmet head
STEAKBURGER SANDWICHES and STRAWBERRY MILKSHAKES Why we love them together: The icy smooth milkshake coats your throat to ensure that barely chewed pieces of steakburger (made from a mixture of t-bone, sirloin, and strip steak) can be funneled down your throat without getting lodged in, which could compromise your breathing but more importantly, your consumption [...]
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Posted on February 9, 2009 by fugaze
LOS ANGELES — Acclaimed hip hop artist Jay-Z punched rival rapper Lil Wayne after Sunday night’s Grammy Awards show, just one of many interesting sights caught backstage during and after the annual music awards. A Decent Community correspondent said she saw a very intoxicated Lil Wayne verbally harassing Beyonce, Jay-Z’s hunny, and H.O.V.A. responded with shouting [...]
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Posted on February 6, 2009 by tubesteak
The one event that will always turn a marriage on its head is your wife contracting rabies. It’s said that at the moment this condition takes hold, tantric sex turns into the explicit purpose of your union. If you have kids, they will be put up for adoption. You will no longer be able to function at your job and will be [...]
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Posted on February 6, 2009 by helmet head
Posted on February 6, 2009 by fugaze
WHITTIER, Calif — Want to name one of Nadya Suleman’s famous octuplets? You can, for the right price. Ms. Suleman announced early Friday morning that she will auction off the rights to name her eight newborns. “Diapers ain’t cheap. Baby food ain’t cheap. Day care ain’t cheap. College ain’t cheap,” Ms. Suleman said. “These babies [...]
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Posted on February 5, 2009 by fugaze
Glad to see Michael Phelps is going to endorse legalizing cheeba. Please tell me he only smokes dank. … Imagine Larry Bird and Ray Allen going head-to-head in a mega 3-point contest? Shoot from your side then sprint over to the other. I might regret this, but I’ll put 10 bucks on Allen … Speaking [...]
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Posted on February 4, 2009 by tubesteak
Over the past ten years or so, the practice of wearing a mustache as an ironic, tongue in cheek gesture has become a phenomenon. Jokesters everywhere (including The Community) have hailed the stache as of symbol hip sarcasm, but in the process, the stache’s clout has been diminished. That’s why today Decent Community is declaring that The Goatee Is the New Mustache! You [...]
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Posted on February 4, 2009 by helmet head
Here are some decently funny alternatives to “HAHAHAHAHAHHA”. JAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJA UGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGU ETETETETETETETETETET Give it to me! RATATATATATATATATA WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE rurughhghghgghghghhggh HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE Bring it! zzzzZZZZZZAHAHAHAHA wwwWWWWAAHHHHAH pfhthhhhhhAAAAHAHAH Your mother naked YES, YES, YES, YES! mmmmMHMHHMHMHM Yes, ok! Great! Cah-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-ahhhhh LOLSFH (Laugh Out Loud So Fucking Hard) PsHHHHHHHHHHurhghgh oooOOOIIIGGGHHHTTTT Indeed! In your next email, text message or handwritten letter [...]
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