One of the purest, back-to-nature endeavors The Community advocates is humping beautiful virgin florists raw dog — preferably in their fragrant workshops of eroticism (aka the local flower shop). Indeed, the unblemished cooter is to humanity what a flower is to nature — life-giving, elegant and fragile.
Penetrating a florist’s pristine orchid raw dog is a conquest of unadultered decency because the florist’s cooch, and the flowers she looks after, serve as a life force — an opening to an unspoiled universe. So fresh, so clean, the twat and the flower.
So next time you get a break from your video games, drive over to your local flower joint, ask for the virgin who works there (every store has one), and seduce her with some old Decent Community charm. Because life blossoms from all angles when you’re deflowering a florist.
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