Inside Secrets of Buying a Schnauzer

If you are looking for a mustachioed companion that will provide years of overwhelming ecstasy and even act as a watchdog in your motor home, acquiring a Schnauzer may be your answer. Here’s what your stank-ass should do after you’ve decided that a Schnauzer is the dog for you: Find a reputable Schnauzer breeder. It’s [...]

Decent Collage Update

The Collage keeps growing!  Check it out at at www.decentcollage.com Some recent decent additions include:  Otter Pops, Mariah Carey’s sweet shoe closet, Heather Locklear (schwing!), I like the pope.  The pope smokes dope, an epic scene from Point Break, the Mona Lisa, ZZ Top, a bingo card, Gandhi, some Fig Newtons, Field of Dreams, the [...]

Thursday Ramblings

Those damn cops! Police made almost 200 arrests last weekend at Phish’s 3-day return in Hampton, Virginia. The toughguy cops seized more than $1.2 million in drugs and $68,000 in cash from concert-goers, the AP reported. A reminder for fans heading to Mansfield in June: Possession of less than an ounce of cheeba is not [...]

Midget Discrimination

It seems like every day some weak minded bastard is crying foul over some form of discrimination. You’ve heard it all before: race discrimination, gender discrimination, age discrimination, religious discrimination, class discrimination, reverse discrimination, and so on. However, it’s The Community’s feeling that in this day and age these kind of beefs aren’t really legitimate – except, that [...]

Decent Community Reviews Frosted Mini-Wheats

A lightly sweetened, whole grain wheat cereal.  Net weight — 24 oz. (1 lb. 8 oz) (680g).  24 mini-wheat “biscuits” (1 serving size) have 200 calories (240 with milk).  Mini-wheats are also slang for a mini-wheat-shaped poop.  Or is the cereal named after the poop?  I can’t recall …  Kellogs is “committed to bringing out [...]

Twitter Is Too Much

Add The Community to the growing list of famous critics of Twitter. This fairly new micro-blogging service allows users to “tweet” their latest personal news to their list of “followers” — think Facebook updates to the “nth” degree. More or less, it’s texting others about what kind of sandwich you are eating, what TV show you’re watching, [...]

Decent Bastard of the Week: BlaccuWeather Correspondent Ollie Williams

Ollie Williams is the decent black meteorologist for Quahog 5 News’ weather segment: The BlaccuWeather forecast! His decent reports are very loud, quick and to the point, such as ” I’M IN THE WRONG AIRPORT”;  ”EVERYBODY LOOKS LIKE ANTS”; ”IT’S RAINING SIDEWAYS”; and “HE’S GONNA GET IT!” Decent Community made the trek to the Ocean State to [...]

Decent Caption Contest, Vol. 2

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Phish Returns Tonight

Lingering questions soon become answered, but not in word form. A divine form of communication is created, so pure and so honest that no room is left for bias or misinterpretation. Emotions that previously seemed inexistent begin to take birth right before your eyes. These emotions are so concise and so complex that to label [...]

I am a Fart

I am a fart and I’d like to give you a whiff of the truth. All your hating must cease at once. I’m just a regular old bodily function — same as blinking, hiccuping or sneezing. So I smell like rotten eggs. That’s just who I am. I’m a fact of life, and it’s time I was treated [...]

Thursday Ramblings

A new hotspot has opened up in booming Downtown New Bedford. The Rose Alley Ale House, located next to CORK on Route 18, has many unique, different kinds of beers and some of the best Buffalo wings this side of the Mississippi. Anyone heading to the Whaling City should check it out … Speaking of [...]

Yo, What Gives? Asteroid Nearly Misses Earth

Yo, what gives!?  Last night I heard my boy Brian Williams give a quick shout out to an asteroid that almost nailed earth the other day.  Good looking out Brian!  But, only a 15 second piece on a near miss?  Yo, what gives!?  One would think an asteroid colliding with Earth would be bigger news, [...]

Bored? Ride a Lawn Mower

Got nothing to do?  Sick of your mom always yelling at you to get a job?  Feel like your life has been spent watching the grass grow?  Want to do something decent for your community?  Decent Community is here to give you the motivation to do some good and get out of your rut. All [...]

DC Short Jam: How To Keep It Loose

Perhaps nothing is more valuable than one’s ability to keep things loose. As they say – an uptight bastard is an indecent bastard. Failure to keep things loose will prevent meaningful connections, lose you some laughs, and prove unhealthy in general. This is the main reason behind our unveiling of the fourth installment of the DC Short Jam Series. [...]

Decent Collage Update

With thousands of hits per day Decent Collage is getting randy!  We urge people to keep sending in their pictures and getting other people involved in this worldwide collaboration.  Please be patient as we currently have a backlog of photos yet to be added. Recently added:  A bear riding a horse (say what!?), a creepy sheep [...]

Sex Tip of the Week – The Next Level

Dear DC, So I’m making out with a dank piece of ass, trying to let it be known that I want to take things to the next level – like intercourse or something along those lines. I don’t want to come off as overly aggressive and don’t want to make the dank piece of ass uncomfortable. What to do? Sincerely, In Pursuit of the [...]

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