Contrary to popular belief, there have been numerous instances of acing a par-5. Since almost nobody – even with today’s supercharged equipment – can hit a 500-yard drive, the best place to look for par-5 aces are severe doglegs, or even a bit horseshoe-shaped. On such holes, a long-hitter can attempt to cut a corner, clear trees or [...]
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Hey Rook, you’re in the big leagues now — time for a new haircut, some new clothes and a little bit of professionalism. Seriously, clean your shit up — otherwise you’re just wasting our time. We work in a fast-paced environment here, and we don’t tolerate slow learners, good-for-nothin hacks, or two-bit jabronis. We know our stuff [...]
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Sick of feeling unappreciated? Tired of constantly being ridiculed by your friends for “never winning the big one”? Well, fear not! Decent Community is here to let you in on a little secret called hairy bush contests. But Decent Comm. guys don’t like a hairy bush? That’s what you think miss! Guys like to tip [...]
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I can’t believe Somali pirates witha few machine guns in stupid inflatable boats are causing havoc in the open seas. Five 100-pound guys in a raft with guns are winning the battle against the naval forces from several powerful countries. What the hell? … I figure from all the copies floating around and all the [...]
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Decent Collage has been updated once again! Oh yes! Yes! Yes! Indeed! Mhhmmm! YES! YESSSSSSS!!!!!! Decent Collage has been blessed with the following images: The Beatles, Fluff, Tom Petty, Pacman, Taylor Coppenrath, a chicken sandwich, a cardboard box, the Masters logo, “I’m watching you”, Diaper Man, Larry David, Johnnycakes, clam cakes, a young Gus Johnson, [...]
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One of the most despicable types of gatherings is the sausage fest — a party where chicks are scarce or even non-existent, leaving guys to get obliterated so as to drown in their misery. Make no mistake, the overabundance of wieners is a huge blow to the ego and a somber affirmation that you’ll be going skin-less [...]
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Got some new links sent to The Community over the weekend from our good friend — ABC News’s Chief Washington Correspondent George Stepping-of-off-this. There’s a very decent website that’s quickly becoming a favorite in Washington and beyond. It offers hilarious looks at badasses from around the world. With wedding season around the corner, this bridal magazine provides [...]
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Wow! What a great season the Red Sox had in 2009. They came out of the gate running, sweeping Tampa Bay after rain pushed Opening Day back to April 7. Boston takes four out of six on a trip to Oakland and L.A. Jason Bay is pounding the ball. Beckett rules. Sox win two of [...]
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You’re all beautiful and we mean that from the bottom of our hearts. We don’t simply mean good-looking (although all of you are). You’re just a swell, impressive crew. Quite the classy bunch, you guys. You’re sex and intelligence wrapped up in a ball. You’re arousing in every way. Truly. It’s mind-blowing, really — how beautiful all [...]
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Main Entry: F.U.P.A. Pronunciation: \fü-pə\ Function: noun Etymology: American, from obese hogs frequenting McD’s. 1 : Acronym for fat upper pussy area. Also may stand for fat upper pubic area or fat upper penile area. Area has become enlarged due the overindulgence of snacks and is usually accompanied by sour stench. 2 : Home of [...]
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So by now you’ve probably heard the ShamWow! guy was recently arrested for beating up a hooker in Miami. Sounds like a classy guy. But I’ve found a few other interesting tidbits about Vince Shlomi (he also goes by Vince Offer). He was the driving force behind the failing Underground Comedy Movie, a DVD he [...]
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“Don’t go there!” “Don’t go there!” or “Don’t you EVEN go there!” a riposte indicating one should not address a topic, usually controversial in nature. “Dont’ go there!” is most often used when in a heated argument with friend, foe or, most often, spouse, to indicate to your counterpart that the aforementioned subject is off limits and [...]
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Holy shit! This kid is goddamn unbelievable! He’s a 13-year-old conservative wonderkid named is Jonathan Krohn, and he’s exactly the type of dude whose ass I used to kick in elementary school. I’d gladly drop the hammer on him now if I wasn’t more than twice his age. This bastard isn’t loathsome because he’s conservative [...]
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