FAIRHAVEN — Oceanic field conditions brought by hours of downpouring rain forced the postponement of both Isotopes games Tuesday. “This is just another reason why public funds need to be appropriated for an indoor facility the Topes can call home,” coach Jon Darling said. “It seems the only thing that can stop the Topes is [...]
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ARNDALE, OK – Sheriff’s investigators have closed the unsettling case of a 49-year-old female construction worker found dead in her driveway after a neighbor witnessed her using a high-powered jackhammer to pleasure herself. After a two-day investigation in which officials initially suspected foul play–Shirley Dent’s death on May 1 has now been ruled an accident “after severe internal distress induced by the machine was [...]
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