Thursday Ramblings

 Jason Bay is the man! The guy has 37 RBIs so far this season and is on pace to drive in 170! He shows up to play every day, doesn’t do stupid shit like Manny, doesn’t take steroids like Manny (although, with baseball these days, you can’t prove anyone didn’t take them, but judging by [...]

Decent Website of the Week: Awkward Family Photos

Today Decent Community would like to share a far out website called Awkward Family Photos. In case you haven’t seen the site, it’s exactly what you’d imagine from the title. But what the title doesn’t totally convey is how goddamn ugly/freaky/weird/unbelievable some of these families are. This site is pretty new, but seeing how many fucked [...]

Topes stay hot, improve to 5-0

WESTPORT — The Rose Alley Isotopes are rolling through the Sandlot Softball League competition, winning games Tuesday and Wednesday nights to improve to a perfect 5-0 on the season. “I couldn’t ask for anything better,” coach Jon Darling said of the team so far. “We’re hitting the ball well, playing great defense and we’re drinking [...]

Fabio Is Our Decent Bastard of the Week

As the saying goes: ”Men of genius are admired, men of wealth are envied, men of beauty are sought after, men of power are feared; but only Fabio is all of these things.” Make no mistake — Fabio is the most beautifully sculpted hunk of meat that civilization has ever known, and it’s with unabashed pride that we crown [...]

Phish Ticket Giveaway Update

Decent Community and its founders would like to give a brief update on the status of the Phish Ticket Giveway! We have had “some” interest in the ticket!  We have a slew of folks with one pic but no one has gotten more than 2 people to submit a pic on their behalf!!  So what does [...]

Popular Hermit Crab Charged with Cutting off Man’s Member

FARRINGTON, MD – A popular hermit crab from the waters off Farrington has been charged with cutting off the penis of a 47-year-old man out for a morning swim on Sunday. Derek the Hermit Crab claims to have lost his temper after yet another episode of the same man urinating on his dwelling. Witnesses at the beach say they [...]

Isotopes Notebook: Power Outage

NEW BEDFORD — The Rose Alley Isotopes are an undefeated 3-0 to start to the 2009 season. No big surprise, considering the team is notorious for hot starts, but one thing coach Jon Darling is surprised about is how they’ve done it. Through three games this season, The Topes have only one extra-base hit — [...]

Thursday Ramblings

Happy trails to Dom Deluise, the famed actor, comedian and chef who passed away on Tuesday. He was hysterical on those clips form the Dean Martin Variety Show. I’ll always remember him as Burt Reynolds’ sidekick “Captain Chaos” in the Cannonball Run movies. Thanks for the laughs, Dom. … Two sports veterans went head-to-head in [...]

Topes improve to 3-0

WESTPORT — The middle of the Isotopes order came through again Wednesday night as Yim and Gags went a combined 6-for-8 with 3 RBIs to lead the Rose Alley Isotopes over the Misfits, 5-1. “So far, so good,” coach Jon Darling said of the Topes’ 3-0 start. “Our defense has really been the key to [...]

DC Podcast Vol. III

East and West. Urban and rural. Smooth and rough. Old school and new school. Foreign and local. It’s all in volume three of the Decent Communtiy Podcast. Rejoice, because these jams are something to get excited about! Click here to listen to and download the Decent Community Podcast. Our podcast is getting more decent by the minute. [...]

The Red Sox, Kevin Youkilis and Baby Beluga

Surprisingly there are quite a few current Sox players I could see having Baby Beluga as their theme song as they walk from the on deck circle to the batters box at Fenway.  I could see Dave — because he’s big like a whale.  JD Drew — because he’s soft like a whale.  Maybe even [...]

Topes doubleheader postponed

FAIRHAVEN — Oceanic field conditions brought by hours of downpouring rain forced the postponement of both Isotopes games Tuesday. “This is just another reason why public funds need to be appropriated for an indoor facility the Topes can call home,” coach Jon Darling said. “It seems the only thing that can stop the Topes is [...]

Woman Dies Using Jackhammer As Dildo

ARNDALE, OK – Sheriff’s investigators have closed the unsettling case of a 49-year-old female construction worker found dead in her driveway after a neighbor witnessed her using a high-powered jackhammer to pleasure herself. After a two-day investigation in which officials initially suspected foul play–Shirley Dent’s death on May 1 has now been ruled an accident “after severe internal distress induced by the machine was [...]

Decent Website of the Week: Guess Her Muff

(Can you guess her muff style? Click here for the answer.) The Community wanted to share a most decent website that we’ve been alerted to called Guess Her Muff. It’s an ingenious concept that presents a photo of a fully clothed broad and poses the question: What is her muff style? Is it au naturel? Is [...]

Decent Community Joint Rolling Contest

Hear ye! Hear ye! Decent Community is sponsoring our first annual joint rolling contest! Everyone is always claiming to be able to the roll the finest doob, but The Community figured the best way to settle this was through good old competition! So let’s see what you got! We’ll get high, have a decent time, smoke [...]

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