Sam Malone is Our Decent Bastard of the Week

Sam “Mayday” Malone — the epitome of a decent bastard! He was a former Sox pitcher with a nasty slider who owned one of the most renowned bars in history. Being a recovering alcoholic, he still ran Cheers successfully amidst a slew of hard slugging, all-time characters. But more so than anything else, Malone was a legitimate Don Juan [...]

Check Out Some Decent Videos

The Community thought it would be a decent move to start posting more videos of random goods we think our readers may get a kick out of. So we added this new little “thingy” to the right that will feature a steady a rotation of heady/interesting/funny clips. Check ‘em out if you’re bored, and please feel free to send [...]

Decent Website of the Week: Omegle.com

Alright, The Community has been alerted to a decent little website called Omegle.com. Here’s how it works: there’s thousands of people who go on the site, and you get randomly paired with someone for a one-on-one chat. It’s totally anonymous, you don’t sign up for anything. It’s just “You” and some dude named “Stranger.” We’ve [...]

The Famous of the Famous

The passing of Michael Jackson last week sparked some conversation as to how famous he was. A colleague of mine, Coodz, went ahead and compiled this list of the Most Famous People of the Last 100 Years. It’s about pure famousness and name recognition, for good or bad, and just being big time in America won’t [...]

Decent Tribute to Michael Jackson

Dear Michael Jackson, You were one of the top-five Most Famous People of all time. Your music, your tunes, your sound and your performances were the stuff of legends. You were awesome in that 3-D Captain EO show at Epcot. You own 13 Grammy awards. You’ve sold  more than 50 million copies of “Thriller.” You [...]

Decent Caption Contest Double Dip

Not exactly the “shitload of coke” I had in mind.   What da puff?

Thursday Ramblings

A new scum meter is needed to measure how much of an asshole South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford is. He vanished from his wife and four kids last week, at first saying he had been hiking before coming clean and admitting he flew to South America to bone a chick he had been having an affair [...]

Decent Website of the Week: This Is Why You’re Fat

We love this new website we found called This Is Why You’re Fat, whose tagline is “where dreams become heart attacks.” The above picture pretty much tells the story of this website, which features some of the most out-of-this-world, grotesque concoctions that surely taste amazing. The website essentially takes something deep fried, adds it to [...]

Decent Community’s Summer Reading List

Ah yes, the joys of summer reading. Waves gently crashing in the background, blue skies, and fruity cocktails. Decent Community would like to present our summer reading list for 2009. As you probably have gathered, we’re odd birds, so we’ve got an unconventional list of ten must-read books. Click on the link below to view [...]

A Decent Version of Jon and Kate Plus 8

The Community’s Tamiflu Sale

The great swine-flu scare that occurred some weeks ago instilled freakish levels panic that reverberated throughout our community. Afraid to venture outside for fear of contracting the deadly H1N1, The Community entered defense mode by nestling up in a remote bunker with 750 cases of Tamiflu containing 150,000 individual doses. At the time, it seemed [...]

The Walk of Shame

The Community is known for making our wannabe sweethearts perform the walk of shame every morning. It’s partly because we party so much, partly because we get so much play, and partly because we’re just fans of making chicks do the walk of shame. Think about it — is it not decent to see a foxy [...]

Little Nugget of Decency (or Indecency)

Guy, Decent Community Guy

Guy, is there a more decent word than “guy,” guy? I mean, guy, it can be used to replace almost any word in your vocabulary, guy, and yet carries a meaning that is all its own, guy. It’s a noun, pronoun, adjective, contraction and verb guy, all wrapped in one. It’s its own sentence, guy! [...]

DC Short Jam: An Attitude of Decency

A very wise man once said, “What you do with your attitude is up to you.” He also said, “Attitude has a one word definition: Life.” No doubt about it — a positive attitude is contagious and is just about the most decent thing one can inject into The Community. With that prelude, Decent Community [...]

Thursday Ramblings

I’m thrilled the NBA Finals is over. The series was weak and I can’t take anymore Stan Van Gundy-Ron Jeremy jokes. What I am most excited about is not seeing Kobe on SportsCenter every five minutes until April. … Too bad LeBron James wasn’t having a championship parade, but that didn’t stop him from wearing [...]

Thrilling comeback caps another successful week

FAIRHAVEN — The Bulldogs scored five times in the first inning and never trailed — until it was too late. With first-place fading away and another loss because of mental errors and shaky defense approaching, Yim put the team on his back, launching a three-run homer, his second of the game, into the tennis courts [...]

DC Podcast Vol. V (Hip Hop Style)

Hello Community! During your time reading this site, you may sometimes get the feeling that we’re a crew of dirty hippie-type dudes, always talking about Phish and Jerry. But that doesn’t really tell the whole story. The truth of the matter is that we enjoy all types of jams — as long as they bring some form of decency [...]

Do the Penis Dance

The Community has been tipped off about a new dance that’s sweeping the country. Called the “Penis Dance,” this boogie pretty much means you move your body around like a penis and scream witty things that a penis might say. For instance, the dude above yells things like “I’m Dr. Frankenfuck,” and “I’m an eighth [...]

Our Nation’s Hairstyle Stalemate

Would Obama have been elected with this hairdo? No way. It’s said that only three percent of Americans sport “alternative” hairstyles. By alternative, we mean hairdos like dreadlocks, mohawks, beehives, rattails, afros – you catch our drift. What does that three-percent figure tell us about our individuality? Has our sense of singularity been numbed down so much [...]

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